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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Some

1. NY Philharmonic bridges 2 Koreas
Oblivious to lack of river or other geographical impediment.
2.
Questions linger in Florida blackout
"Where the fuck is my flashlight!" being at the top of the list.
3. Bloomberg: I'm not running for president
Breaks promise of moderation, takes extreme stance.
4. Bush honors baseball champs
Satisfying his one original interest in running for president.
5. Pavlik outpoints Taylor in rematch
In World Rudeness Championship.

2 Comments:

At 8:44 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

sneakily good 2 - 4

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Wow. You managed to beat Gibby to the comment punch.

I was under the impression that he had Headlines open permanently in his browser.

And thanks.

 

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