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Monday, June 11, 2007

5

1. Iraq parliament speaker removed
Damn thing got stuck with reverb on.
2. Bulgaria presses Bush on shield
Not the kind with pointy spike on the front.
3.
Hilton says she'll no longer `act dumb'
From here on out, it'll be the real thing.
4. Snow: Bush standing firm behind Gonzales
Spooning in fact.
5. Senior judge on trial charged with exposing himself
Regrets choice of 'summer robe'.

1 Comments:

At 12:47 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

really enjoyed #1

 

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