Some more...

1. Fistfight mars Boston Pops' opening night
Mars for some, enhances for others.
2. Mysterious metal object not a meterorite
Beer can tab from 1978.
3. Fla. man, 90, gets his first hole in one
Wife, 88, ecstatic.
4. Romney cites Scripture on gay marriage
All gays to be stoned, or turned into a pillar of salt, or something.