Tense.

1. Clay Aiken reads, sings to Pa. kids
Yearns to return to state fair circuit.
2. Water Pipe Break Closes Local Best Buy Store
Corporate GIS Analyst caught unawares - lacks appropriate symbol for map.
3. 3 Killed, 4 Hurt In Strip Club Shooting
Luckily, only patrons involved.
4. Rumsfeld home after surprise Iraq trip
Wife demands to know where gunpowder on collar came from.
5. Pa. teen fatally shoots self at school
See #1 above.
6. Christmas trees return to SeaTac airport
Like those to Birnam Wood.
7. Witness: I have no idea why I told police that debutante's killers were white
Doesn't even know what debutante means.
8. Malaysia's MEASAT launches 3rd satellite
Burundi MeatSat still stalled due to resource shortage.
9.Small nuclear war could lead to cooldown
Giving Bush the opening he was waiting for.
10. Mideast may save Dead Sea with Red Sea
Includes plan to save Red Sea with Mediterranean Sea.