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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Sunday Sports Recap Nine

1. Big play lifts Bills over Jets 31-13 (AP)
19 point conversion
2. Blazers win without suspended Randolph (AP)
If they can win WITH suspended Randolph, of course, the real question.
3. Iverson's destination remains unknown
He would be well advised to pull over, crack the windows of his Escalade, and let the smoke disappate a bit.
4. Miami blanks Pats; Brady sacked 4 times
Inspirational backyard visit by Joe Namath for naught
5. White helps UNLV beat No.20 Nevada 58-49
That it was UNLV and No. 20 Nevada really only secondary.
6. No. 7 Duke rolls past George Mason 69-53
Sets record with 48th consecutive non-conference home game.
7. Coach K pushing young Duke
Bob Knight hitting young Texas Tech
8. Dungy's quest is for a Super Bowl ring
Dungy, Parcells, Belichick, in fact, for Super Bowl Rings. Mike Holmgren's, Andy Reid's quests are for Onion Rings.
9. Elam says he'll play; Wilson not so sure
Wilson standing right behind Elam with upraised ball-peen hammer.

3 Comments:

At 1:37 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Pretty good batch for such limited source material.

2 and 3 favorites.

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Did you get #6-some subtlty there...

 
At 3:46 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Indubitably.

 

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