8 - Eight

1. PM's warning to Hungary rioters
"No burgers unless you settle down"

2. Employees Say No to Freedom Tower
Decide to retain name "Effeil Tower"

3. New signs of cooling US economy
Frozen assets

4. Projector size of sugar cube made
If you ever need to sweeten science classroom-sized cup of coffee

5. Taleban fight 'underestimated'
And are in for a surprise of their lifetimes

6. You Are Cleared for Take Off
Bottoming out the list for worst pickup lines

7. Big Deal
What to expect when playing Texas Hold 'Em in Super Mario World

8. Gauging the Likelihood of a Photo Opportunity Not Taken
In the case of Norm Coleman, about zero percent.