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1. US hands over Iraq army control
Slowly, over the course of 3+ years.
2. Waste-hit Ivorians await cabinet
Covered in shit, feebly holding up a spindly upmbrella.
3. Bird flu: 'People need educating'
"So take you hands off your ears, open up your eyes (and your mouth), take a deep breath, and come closer so I can explain this to you," continues virus.
4. I will quit within a year - Blair
Seconds after Bush whispers "I want you out of here in a year"
5. Israel eases Lebanon blockade
But, as parting shot, pronounces "blockade" like Nute Gunray.
6. Burundi's rebels sign ceasefire
Agree, with government officials, that fire needs to be conserved for flame-broiling, should the opportunity ever arise.
7. China meddling angers Zambians
Who, the Chinese discovered, were trying to scare people out of Zambia by pretending it was haunted.
posted by Dan @ 1:47 PM
3 Comments:
Much better.
Think #2 (funny coincidence?) should have involved the cabinet in some way.
5, 6 and 7 all tastee.
Not sure what you mean about "involve the cabinet in some way."
In #2 the Ivorians are waiting for a cabinet when hit by waste. Seems like the joke could have hit a home run if it used both the waste AND the cabinet as part of the joke.
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