Ned B8ty

1. Couple's reconciliation ends in 'drawn-out' brawl, death
I'd hate to see one of their fights

2. Xstrata not looking at Anglo bid: source
Paunch denies John much-deserved promotion

3. DR Congo outcome forces run-off
Rolling barrels and wacky, hopping critters were just too much for motorists to take.

4. Poison Attack Haunts Kurds
Poison Concert Taunts Nerds

5. Rush to spend old Zimbabwe money
Mostly on more toms and cymbals

6. Artificial muscles light up TVs
As millions tune in to 10 pm Sci-Fi Network's showing of Wrath of Khan.

7. No explosives in US airport alert
One sign there's too many incidences of explosives in airports.

8. Drugs greeting card dealer jailed
"Scratch & Sniff" inventory confiscated