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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

L8 Night 6

1. Lawyers for Duke Players Say DNA Clears Team
Drawers for Duke Players Say DNA nearly clears comforter and headboard
2. NASA Announces Plan to Hit Moon in 2008
Plans to bring Cmdr Fisto out of retirement for special mission.

3. Pacers help playoff hopes, beat Knicks (AP)
Sports writers fast running out of independent clauses to precede ", beat Knicks."

4. In for a big surprise
The doggie trying to bury a bone in backyard of south Easton Ave.

5. Group says diet drug linked to pre-cancer
Those with "current cancer" show interest.

6. Why 'leaker in chief' charge harms the president
45% of the public assumes it has something to do with urine

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