Base Ten

1.Boys' Bodies Found in Milwaukee Lagoon
Lagoon surrounded by every manner of common household object, all made from bamboo. Police have seven suspects.
2.Couple Faces Charges in Glass-in-Food Scam
Literalism wins out over creativity in scam naming.
3. Man hangs underwear on park workers' trucks
Possible link to underwear found buried in local back yard.
4. Peru Presidential Vote Count Slows
Smaller numbers easier/faster to say out loud.
5. Lionel Richie electrifies Libyans
All night long. Had them dancing on the ceilings.
6. Return of 'Chief' commands low ratings
Making himself taller pretty much a one trick pony.
7. Woman who died after Disney ride had brain bleed
Testing of all those at Disney theme parks found similar problems.
8. The new breed of soldier: Robots with guns
John Connors goes into hiding.
9. White House: Congress Picks Medicare Date
For Medicare Ball.
10. NASA Won't Release DART Mission Report
JART mission report includes evidence of avoidable accidents caused by reckless behavior.