Sevensies
1. 49-year-old woman dies after riding Epcot's 'Mission: Space'
Mission: Heaven
2. Eye infections linked to contact lens solution a mystery, company says
Media moves on to other, more explainable news stories.
3.'I like boring,' Clinton says of life out of office
While wearing a shirt with a power drill logo
4. Wardrobe hang-ups
A tendency to get freaked-out by talking animals, among others
5. Wild: A season that almost never was
Thanks to those "Smarch" calendars.
6. High-profile defense lawyer joins high-profile law firm
And they all go to work in a high profile office building, riding a double decker bus.
7. Assistant chief temporarily heads Minneapolis Fire Department
Replacing Apache Chief. They'll have to see if they can go dig those ladders out again.
posted by Dan @ 9:02 AM
3 Comments:
OK stuff-nothing mind-blowing.
You're commenting on your own headlines?
I guess somebody had to.
Boy, I certainly remember reading these, and in fact it almost feels like I wrote the first one. How weird id that?
1. Good
2. Media links problem to radioactive snakes in common everyday appliances more likely.
3. eh
4. a good find but mediocre resolution
5. another running joke
6. ok
7. good old AC, the Karl Malone of Headlines
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