1. Witnesses: Israel strikes Reuters car
And it was there only one.
2. Seattle firm warned BP about pipeline
Starbucks considered its use for coffee.
3. Violent video games ban in La. blocked
Using sweet 3 button combo move.
4. Blair returns to work with to-do list
Spent vacation learning to use Outlook.
5. South Africans murders hit scary rate
Headline written by 16 year old intern.
6. Bush calls for national parks makeover
Suggests exposing more of the natural resources.
7. Overseas airports can be weak link
Getting to most of the world difficult without them.
8. Throngs greet Senator Obama in Kenya
Thongs greet former president Clinton pretty much everywhere.
9. Illinois governor develops energy plan
Starts with hearty breakfast.
10. Experts: Snail venom may have benefits
Especially for snails.