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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Ten - 10

1. Harvard drops 'early action' admissions
Girls who 'put out' appealing in their own way, but aren't 'Harvard' material.
2. New Orleans mayor marks 100 days
On his chocolate calendar.
3. Ohio woman missing from cruise ship
Authorities looking into whether she may have been accidentally eaten by other passengers.
4. HP chair to step down in leak aftermath
Leaving a stinky cloud in her wake, and muffled snickers everywhere else.
5. Bermuda dodges Florence with no injuries
Lifting the veil on the long-held secret that Bermuda is the secret lair of an arch super-villain.
6. Panic, Monkeys lead Woodie nominations
Damn dirty apes!
7. High school dropouts earn far less money
Lies by guidance counselors about the high pay of unskilled jobs leaves many angry.
8. Small Prehistoric Whale Was Vicious Hunter
Looks down his sharp pointed nose at pussy whales of today.
9. Tai Chi or calisthenics good for obese diabetics
Triple cheeseburgers not.
10. Take an aural adventure with Richard Bangs
Also offers anal and oral adventures.

2 Comments:

At 9:47 PM, Blogger Timalantoo weighs in with...

Now posted at www.safecruise.blogspot.com

Our thoughts and prayers are with the friends and family of the missing woman.

62 people have now gone overboard and died on cruise ship vacations since the year 2000. This does not even include the number that have died from accidents, disease, fires, assaults, and other crimes on board or during shore excursions. See www.cruisebruise.com a list of some of the deaths and www.cruisejunkie.com for list of person's overboard, outbreaks of disease, and other events. I would encourage all victims and their families contact www.internationalcruisevictims.org for guidance, support, and to prevent future tragedies. And refer to www.projectsafecruise.blogspot.com for a possible solution that could be implemented quickly. This recent case highlights the need to have independent law enforcement or "Sea Marshals" on each cruise ship.

We are concerned with the high number of cases that go unsolved either due to the negligence or incompetence of the cruise lines and their employees are due to incomplete investigations by the FBI and/or Coast Guard. This is another case involving a delay in reporting. Many questions still remain in the case of Elizabeth Galeana, the 60th person overboard. See our posting for August 23, 2006: "Cover-Up Alleged in Threatening Emails Sent to Cruise Web Site by Person Claiming to be Member of Galeana Family." The threatening emails have been reported to the Tampa FBI office. Carol Michalik, the FBI spokesperson, has not yet stated whether the investigation into the disappearance or the threatening emails is still open. A person covering the case reported that the family flew back to Detroit rather than to Italy to identify the body asked a PR firm to handle the publicity. The Italian officials were disappointed and then had to wait for dental records to be sent over which delayed the case for several weeks. News coverage then dropped off. When the autopsy report was finally released the PR firm and the cruise line were both prepared with news releases stating there was no foul play. The FBI agreed and said they were closing the case with no interrogations planned. Yet, they could not say whether it was an accident or a suicide. It seems like the only way to find what happened would be to interview the crew, family, and possible eyewitnesses. . Cruise ships should be as safe as Disney World. What would happen if Disney World had 62 missing persons, many unsolved, in the last six years. This adds to the increasing number of unsolved missing person cases on cruise ships. The only way to prevent future tragedies and to determine if the cruise lines are liable in any way is to demand that the FBI investigations are thorough and complete. And it is the job of the press to demand it.

The Detroit News had no coverage of this tragedy except for the AP stories. We are concerned that they are not doing their job. We have contacted Executive Editor Caesar Andrews and asked him to have a reporter investigate the case. The newspapers in Detroit get substantial income from auto dealer ads. In the past the Cruise Lines have also been known to use there advertising coffers to limit news coverage. The papers in Florida had extensive local coverage and at least did some investigative type work. Go to www.naplesdailynews.com and search for stories on "Galeana." Elizabeth's uncle, Carl Galeana, is president of the Detroit Auto Dealers Association (DADA), an organization that represents more than 240 new car and truck dealers in the metro Detroit area. Mr. Galeana is Daimler Chrysler’s dealer representative to the company’s Motor Sports/NASCAR division. He is also a co-chairman of the North American International Auto Show (NAIAS), held at Cobo Center in Detroit, Michigan every January.

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Good point, safecruise.

I would just add that I didn't think it was among your best. 4 contructed well, but didn't make me guffaw. #10 is great, just for the headline find alone. That's one to remember.

 

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