Damned 10

1. Feds Reassure Ashland Residents About Fumes
Residents of Ashland well advised to ignore reassurances, run like hell's wrath is behind them.
2. Dismal Philly Fed survey darkens economic view
Tasty Philly cheese-steak brightens lunch.
3. Starbucks raises prices of coffee drinks
In addition to cash and plastic, now accepting organs.
4. Palestinian PM won't recognize Israel
It's been so long.
5. Congo convenes first free parliament in 40 years
Pivotal location in Africa means it can be invaded from 3 separate countries.
6. Savage retires after 12 NHL seasons
Home filled with ears and teeth of competitiors.
7. Amazon Sees Server Problems Spread
Can't deliver IN STOCK merchandice on time.
8. Yahoo! Goes to Campus
Joins others on Harriman.
9. Hamas rebuffs Abbas
ABBA rebuffs Hammer. Where will it end?
10. German astronaut says ISS leak not bad
One who assesses it, confesses it.