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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

10 for now

1.Man accused of faking retardation
Accused by much of ISU, particularly residents of Harriman.
2.Air traffic system crashes in S. Florida
Fiery wreckage strewn across field.
3. Cameron marks yr. as Conservative leader
Ferrari episode really boosted his confidence.
4. Ciara on her new record: `I've evolved'
Now capable of telekinesis.
5. San Francisco says no to cookie aroma at bus stops
Urine, Rice-a-Roni seen as more authentic.
6.Nobel winner Pamuk insists he's a writer, not a bridge-builder
Childhood dream to be doctor on Enterprise.
7.Panel: Bush Iraq policy 'not working'
Bush: Iraq policy 'hard workin'.
8. Reaction to Iraq recommendations
"What the?" and "No way!" most popular.
9.Court turns down sex survey case review
Despite strong objections of Clarence Thomas.
10. Naked DNA Could Prevent Impotence
Naked cheerleaders works too.

4 Comments:

At 10:26 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

#1 unavoidable, really. It was only a matter of choice of wording.
I got #3.
I did not get #6.
#10 also unavoidable.

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

#6?

"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ...."

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Ah...

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Clearly my blistering wit has left you speechless.

 

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