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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Seven Headlines for Early 2007

Rare public appearance by Japan's royal family
Felt appearance might soften blow of suffering stocka market

Ex-Joint Chiefs chairman: Military ready for gays
We've done our research and greased our poles: Get er done!

Report: Giuliani campaign info leaked
Replay 911 Speech over and over and over and over


Plane reported missing, found, missing again
"She's a slippery one," reports aviation expert Henderson

SUV crashes through store wall, hits clerk
Clerk fights back by raising gas prices


Bowl player wins, proposes to cheerleader
Cheerleader did not recognize player

1 Comments:

At 9:20 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Flat on the ends but good in the middle.

An unexpected treat.

 

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