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Thursday, June 21, 2007

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1. Ashcroft: Officials fought over snooping
Budget only allowed one pair of binoculars.
2. Justices Tighten Rules on Shareholder Suits
Only three button all-wool allowed.
3. House wants Iraq Study Group revived
Old men really suffering in the heat.
4. Exhibit examines history of gay veterans
Those aren't spears.
5. Dems want to reopen black farmer claims
Republicans say there never were any.
6. Spy chief scraps satellite program
With help of Apache Chief.

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At 1:49 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

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