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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

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1. Court hears Jackson costume malfunction (AP)
Very disappointed. Mumbling heard about 'pictures' and 'thousand words'.

or

Zzzzzzzzziiiiiiippppppp!!!!!!!!!

2. Security high for Estrada verdict
Favorite CHiP decision on the minds of many.
3. Bin Laden wants 'caravan' of martyrs
Giving surprise endorsement to Dodge.
4. Rocket wounds dozens of Israeli troops
Clemons performs badly in promotional baseball scrimmage.
5. China bans lead paint on US toy exports
Continues use of lead paint for export elsewhere.

2 Comments:

At 3:41 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

2, 3, and 5

Very Nice!

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

If I didn't know better, I'd think either

a) you're watching me write these
b) your favorite website is this one

One way or another you almost always comment within an HOUR of me posting these things.

Crazy.

And thanks.

 

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