Me neither...but what the hell...

1. CEO says Victoria's Secret is too sexy
Millions of teenage boys beg to differ.
2. 'American Idol' cuts 4 more contestants
No longer satisfied with verbal abuse.
3. Bush says US not headed into a recession
Finally revealing that all the times he says US, he is referring to himself.
4. Teen son arrested in Ga. deputy shooting
Violence in America correlated to listening to Time Pieces by Eric Clapton.
5. Study finds disparity in civics classes
Directly linked to teacher's involvement in coaching.