Sometimes 6 is enough - shut the fuck up Dick Van Patten

1. Huge protest rejects Mubarak move

Egyptian chess aficionados push the limits in this otherwise staid sport.

2. Tibetan Lama Faces Scrutiny and Suspicion in India

Untipped caddies raising a stink.

3. That's the ticket: GOP loves look of VP field (Politico)

Everyone willing to play straight man to crazy.

4. U.S. fast food caught in immigration crosshairs

New concerns over what else is in Taco Bell's 'beef'.

5. Ford recalls new Explorers for seat problem

Not wide enough for obese drivers.

6. Van Halen's guitar given to Smithsonian museum

Been sitting unused after Eddie switched to piano.