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Thursday, August 12, 2004

The 7-11 Headlines

1. Bonnie Makes Landfall on Fla. Panhandle
No longer lies over the ocean

2. Calif. Fire Destroys at Least 40 Homes
At this point, authorities can rule out only Cory

3. Cisco Suggests Relaxing, Worrying
Crisco suggests eating handful after handful of greasy fat solids

4. FEATURE: Interactive TV Adds Punch to Viewer Experience
Mixdorf rolls over Nintendo Duck Hunt at 1,000,000

5. Armed Thieves Assault Renowned Kenyan Writer
Get asses kicked and realize, too late, that the pen is mightier than the sword

6. Blaster Maker Faces Slammer
Justice finally served in heinous creation of game with 20 hours of play time and no save feature.

7. Companies Approve New High-Capacity Disc Format
To launch new "cylinder" media concept this fall

2 Comments:

At 12:50 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

A good batch, pulling up some classic themes.

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Thanks! Been 'feeling it' lately. Also, the 7 (or, now, 6) takes the pressure off.

 

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