a few

1-Watch a swim suit model get her body painted.
OK.

2-Stocks flash red
Sulu in trouble for slow response

3-Find out which celebs were born on Leap Day
Find out that people who care are buying perfume at Walmart

4-Witness: Spat with a stranger, then 50 shots
Nothing brings people together better than whiskey

5-Mysteries of Venus Solved
Mood swings due to lack of arms, not hormones

6-Larry King stiffs Janet Jackson in ‘dance’
Jackson: “It felt really nice.”

7-Volkswagen to debut car with amazing mileage
Buyers unlikely to be interested due to amazing mileage