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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Crazy Sweet!

Twinkies maker Hostess seeks bankruptcy protection

They need protection from fat bastards. They are going broke keeping fat people from beating down the gates and doors. Fat bastards are like zombies when they get their minds fixed on food.

1 Comments:

At 5:16 PM, Blogger C.F. Bear weighs in with...

I get the ten headlines concept, but please allow my low count. Thanks.

 

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