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Thursday, August 12, 2004

Seven it is

Olympic Flame Reaches Famed Acropolis
After 2600 years as symbol of Athens, burns down.

800,000 in Charley's Path Told to Flee
Vietnam vets by the thousands prepared to fight, once again

Court Opens Columbine Killers' Diaries
Like the diaries of most teens, filled with god awful poetry

KB+P Seeking New Buzz In S.F.
Snorting Rice-a-Roni

Friends Defend Accused N.J. Webmaster
With their hit tv show off the air - desperately searching for a cause to get behind

Ants Form Supercolony Spanning 60 Miles
15 yards passing through Jason Bartlett's backyard

India Rethinks Plan to Send Man to Moon
Lucky to send man from Bombay to Calcutta, decide not to push it.

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