Eight is still enough

1. New Space Telescope to Explore the Unknown
Despite small cadre of scientists who hoped to watch Angelina Jolie.
2. Kennedy walking hospital halls as recovery begins
Other patients already weary of 'that accent'.
3. Technical problems plague Nordic markets
Fucking computers keep freezing
4. Leaders feast on Italian fare during hunger summit
Cherry tomatoes literally exploding down their chins, in a mockery to hungry everywhere.
5. Brazil cracks down on Amazon cattle
Burundi offers to take them off their hands.
6. Bush honors basketball champs
Long day found him hoping for basketball chimps.
7. Spacewalking astronauts work on new Japanese lab
Moonwalking astronauts work on music video, eliciting the ire of other astronauts.
8. New Images: Milky Way Loses Two Arms
Still willing to fight you.