Eight in the mood

1. UN chief sees Myanmar cooperation on survivors
Apache Chief sees the curvature of the Earth.
2. Agreement may mean end of cable set-top boxes
New rectum shaped adapter makes plugging in more immediate and gratifying.
3. Japan urges limiting kids' cell phones
Can only call to order pizza.
4. Obesity battle among US children may have peaked
They are now very tired.
5. Australian man pardoned 86 years after execution
Ghost says, "thanks for nothing, fuckers."
6. China's Sinosteel examining rival offer for Midwest
Hoping to include parts of Ohio, Colorado.
7. 'Frog-amander' Fossil Fills Evolutionary Gap
Not as popular as Gap Kids and Baby Gap.
8. Environmentally Friendly Bombs Planned
Still bad for people