10 jabs

1. White House admits fault on 'Mission Accomplished' banner
Used the wrong font.
2. McCain blames Minnesota bridge collapse on wasted money
Should not have piled it there.
3. Stocks dip with investors flummoxed over Fed
Fred breathes sigh of relief - this time it's not him doing the flummoxing.
4. Report: Microsoft board still mulling next Yahoo move
Whatever it is, it's certain to involve a pickup truck, guns, and canned beer.
5. Pentagon officials may beef up command role in Afghanistan
Burundi volunteering eager contingent.
6. US report says al-Qaida gaining strength
Cardio improved too.
7. Giant squid has world's largest eyes
Disney considers role in upcoming animated feature.
8. Australian scientists develop apple that doesn't go brown
Tastes like shit.
9. Albert Hofmann, father of drug LSD, dies in Switzerland
Or maybe just thinks he does, after giant spider attack.
10. Radiohead takes on sweatshops, human trafficking
Despite heavy themes, songs sound amazing.