The Art of Ten

1. N Korea expels S Korean managers
They return to S Korea, which is where they manage best, anyway.

2. Comoran rebel seeks asylum
THE asylum. He's rebelling against sanity.

3. Skin Deep: Experimenting With Makeup: What Puts the ‘Ick’ in Lipstick?
Foodservice cooks.

4. Finding Political News Online, the Young Pass It On
Sorry, that should have read "Pass On It."

5. Iraqi Army’s Assault on Militias in Basra Stalls
Now holed up in men's rooms, militias begin employing dreaded new form of "yellow cake"

6. Clinton Calls for Aid for Struggling Homeowners -
Cheney calls for AIDS for struggling homeowners

7. Jonah's First Fishing Experience
Church Youth Group takes him "fishing for men"

8. M.L.S. Looks to Latin America to Lift Its Game
Multiple Latin Sclerosis begins rampant spread south of the border

9. McCain Urges Cuts over Bailouts in Mortgage Crisis
Cheney urges cutting people and jail in mortgage crisis.

10. New Century's Risky Lending Practices Detailed
People borrowing 10 zillion Space Bucks to pay for their hover cars