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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

S'more

1. 'Tired' Brett Favre ends dazzling career
Declares Green Bay a frozen hell and never returns.
2.
Justices to release audio in guns case
Expect all but the bass to be muted.
3. French Astronaut Grows Plants in Space
Tobacco and grapes.
4.
Vt. towns approve Bush 'indictment'
Have also prepared plea to join Canada as they prepare to feel the wrath of Cheney.
5. Russia tells Iran to suspend enrichment
Gifted students in Tehran heartbroken.
6. Study: Traffic crashes cost billions
Hurt like a mother fucker.
7. McCain now has to pick a vice presidential nominee
Cheney picked to head up exploratory committee...wait a minute...!
8. Analysis: New wins revive Clinton camp
Though still groggy after breathing all that tent air.

1 Comments:

At 12:17 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

#5 - excellent

 

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