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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Six from the The Gray Lady

1.Fed Chief Urges Breaks for Some Home Borrowers
Starting with ones he knows personally.
2. Mind: When People Drink Themselves Silly, and Why
Interviews with Roy and Ron.
3. Bill Would Set Foreclosure Moratorium
Bill drunk with power,
4. Menu Fight Over Calories Leads Doctor to Reject Post
Sticking with General Mills.
5. Diebold Receives a Takeover Offer
Despite fundraising woes the RNC makes one last attempt to hold onto power.
6. Carey Likes Clinton, Too, but Backs Obama
Dead, drunken baseball announcer unlikely to have significant effect on polls.

2 Comments:

At 12:18 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

#3 and #6

nice

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

couplagoodies in this cynical six

 

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