Arms Race

1.Men who do housework may get more sex
Dishpan hands seen as sexy by majority of women.
2.Crews to move 9/11 survivors staircase
Dooming them to a fiery death.
3. Edwards penalized by NASCAR
As part of brand-building corporate sponsorship of Democratic Party.
4. Lawmaker wants FBI to drop Clemens probe
Clemens, cheeks clenched, agrees wholeheartedly.
5. Swayze projects continue despite cancer
Despite Roadhouse.
6. 1888 photo depicts Helen Keller, teacher
Helen, as usual, seems oblivious to camera.
7. Alaska Gov. Palin expecting 5th child
In parade of honored Boy Scouts.
8. Murray run stopped by Davydenko
With large box, friendly offer of Suzi-Q.
9. Firms recall chicken over bacteria scare
"ahhh...those were the days. It was nothing like that bacteria on bacteria scare."
10. Burundi says rebels ready to move on peace deal
Willing to give up arms for beef.