Seven on the Fifth

1-Who gets the delegates? Play the game
Available now for a limited time for millions of dollars.


2-Passengers sick, plane makes emergency stop
“They things they said made my jailed Uncle blush,” reports offended passenger


3-Wendy’s 911 tapes: ‘He blew my arm off’
Wrong act for the wrong body part causes frustration and dismay.


4-Oprah special smashes competition
NBC reports “Oprah is just mean and doesn’t know her own strength”


5-Rice meets top Israeli officials
In a romantic movement with chicken, “It was as a kiss”


6-The best moments of Brett Favre’s career
not to include images of flappy butt celebrating inside gold tights


7-‘Tek’ actress Jeri Ryan gives birth
8 of 9 and 9 of 9; mission now complete, an enjoyable ride