Ten to see

1. Federer beats Sampras in MSG exhibition
Not likely to face each other again until the Yellow #5 Cup.
2. Vatican updates its thou-shalt-not list
Now to include 'thou shalt not Google thyself'.
3. McCain advisers lobbied for Airbus
Hoping for Straight Talk Express to have wings.
4. Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date
Not even clean underpants were going to salvage this one.
5. AP probe finds drugs in drinking water
Effectively ending the chronic dehydration problem.
6. `Redneck Shop' creates dispute in S.C.
Mostly concerning how soon we can get there.
7. Obama ridicules notion of VP slot
Worried about being exposed to that much Cheney.
8. Bush: Cheney to press for Mideast peace
By immediately resigning.
9. Leonard Cohen announces first tour in 15 years
Counselors will be available following each show.
10. 'Girls Gone Wild' boss heads to Florida
The Serengeti of Wild Girls.