A Friday Nine

1-NY bomber, anti-war writer not same person
“In fact they are two,” observes observant observer

2-Golfer apologizes for killing hawk
Mistakes hawk call for mocking tone

3-Apple spills iPhone secrets to programmers
Programmers continue to program as if nothing happened

4-Intern proposes to girlfriend in Capitol
Uncle Sam’s pointy finger helped seal the deal

5-‘American Idol’ down to its final 12
Many upset that it does not mean episodes

6-Invalid votes keep Clinton, Obama stuck
Invalids: now THEY know how it feels

7-Sitters take charge
Technology allows shift from go-getters to sitters, signaling end of human advancement

8-Idol finalists are revealed
Ruben Studdard now 230 pounds lighter

9-Baseball player testifies against private eye
“He was looking in my direction”