Many tentacled wonder

1. Pentagon admits mistaken arms shipment
Both lefts.
2. Meat Factory Explodes
Many Burundian dreams dashed.
3. New evacuations in Ark. as levees weaken
When the levees break, you've got no place to stay.
4. Clooney, Zellweger whistle-stop
At the urging of people nearby.
5. Consumer confidence plunges in March
In like a lamb, out like a really depressed lion.
6. Nude portrait photo of Sarkozy's wife for auction
Thankfully no known nude portraits of US first ladies.
7. Record bingo winner to keep working as cleaner
$57 jackpot just not enough to retire on.
8. St. Louis Fed taps Bullard as president
Nagging knee injuries seen as no major detriment. 3 point shot a bonus.
9. Endeavour and crew leave space station
Involuntarily, at the behest of recently assembled robot.
10. Study: Warming may threaten Lake Tahoe
"Evaporation a bitch," scientist explains.