Giving Some Head Lines
1. Seventeen-year-old accused of assault, fathering child
At the same time? This man is a Kingon.
2. FEMA to Minnesotans: Be prepared for flooding
Cause we aren't.
3. Plastic Easter eggs linked to lead paint
Who paints plastic Easter Eggs? Chinese factories reach now low: now just adding lead paint to random things out of spite.
4. Small ND campus turns international
Canadian enrolls.
5. Obama confronts racial division in US
Organizes major network simulcast of Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
6. Pope adds depth at linebacker, special teams
Broncos will suck this year, but at least no other team will dare suggest favor of the Lord after scoring on them.
7. Wolves won't mail it in
But it will be hard to tell.
8. Jefferson does the job at both ends
Patrick Ewing is listening...
posted by Dan @ 2:18 PM
3 Comments:
4,5,7
excellent
love the idea of "let that be your..." associated with Obama
a beautiful story...well- told, and who could resist Frank Gorshin anyway
Really good batch, or perhaps I'm just loopy and tired after b-ball last night.
Nah, it's a good batch.
Thank you, thank you all. And I'd like to give extra special thanks to my wife Sharon, who stood by me when my headlines were - shall we say - 'less than perfect,' and my manager, Teddy, and the character of 'Rudy,' from the movie of the same name, who inspired me and showed me that even little people can do great things.
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