9 + 1

1. Police: Austrian kids locked in basement, never saw sunlight
Expecting their new nanny any day, recently released from convent.
(truly, this is one of the most despicable stories)
2. Dean says Clinton or Obama will know when to drop out
Millions of supporters think otherwise.
3. Ready to Move Up, and Maybe Move On
Recently purchased deluxe apartment in eastside highrise.
4. Donna Summer releasing first album in 17 years
Unsuspecting world amazed last album was that recent.
5. Women are told they can have it all but is it realistic?
Sadly, only a deception used to gain sight of them naked.
6. U.S. among most Bible-literate nations: poll
Many things apparently lost in translation.
7. Media seeks access to R. Kelly pretrial hearings
Considering remix album.
8. A glance at some chemicals awaiting risk assessments
Could kill you.
9. Gunk in T. Rex Fossil Confirms Dino-Bird Lineage
Junk confirms it was a male.
10.Exercise-heart study casts doubt on 'fit but fat' theory
And being limber doesn't count you fat fucks.