Tentacular
1. Poland remembers World War start
Nothing to do but watch Russia attempt to reinforce its western border while making a vain attempt to secure basing rights in northern China, all the while fearing the hammer strike that will be Germany's first turn.
2. Fiji suspended from Commonwealth
British subjects now pastier than ever.
3. Texas billionaire accused of fraud has heart test
Doctor's skeptical of finding one.
4. Ukraine, Russia PMs resolve gas dispute: Tymoshenko
Tymoshenko - smelt it, likely dealt it.
5. US fares poorly in child welfare survey
'Family values' chest thumping having no effect.
6. Ousted Ill. governor explains himself in new book
Entire first chapter devoted to phonetic spelling of name.
7. Rockies acquire righty Contreras from White Sox
And lefty contrarian from Red Sox.
8. No Bolt-Gay showdown at Van Damme Memorial
No comment required.
9. Virus blamed for half of penile cancers
Virus scapegoated to cover up years of excessive masturbation.
10. Scenic trips to see waterfalls, foliage in NC
Watch out for banjo prodigies.
posted by Pat @ 10:06 AM
2 Comments:
While "tentacular" a bit of a stretch, some decent ones. #1, though - "securing basing rights?" You remember far more about Axis & Allies than do I.
otescasi: a special dish consisting of oyster with crushed pearl
It was really a land grab/take over of that base, but basing rights sounded better.
I'm certain I never finished a game of Axis and Allies, and I'm fairly certain I never played more than two rounds. Also worth noting, I never played anywhere but at your house, so whatever I know about it I learned from you.
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