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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Not so lucky 7

1. Obama treads lightly in meeting with Canada's PM
Canadians not used to being so close to black people.
2.
Wis. Msgr. Dolan welcomed as NY's next archbishop
Sacramental wine to be replaced with beer, host with cheese curds.
3.
Billionaire in fraud case always saw bright future
Especially for himself.
4.
Ticketmaster to change online sales system
Each new page to include separate fee.
5. Americans watch yet more TV, Nielsen reports
TIVO makes dream of watching more than 24 hours in one day possible.
6. House Democrats Release Omnibus Spending Measure
Hoping to get all Americans on the Omnibus!
7. New Butterfly Discovered with Mustache Disguise
Not fooling anyone.

1 Comments:

At 10:22 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

Hot!!

6 out of 7 excellent!!

 

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