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1. Clinton vows smart mix of diplomacy, defense
Smooth talking, condoms. Not that Clinton.
2. Israeli envoy plans 'decisive' talks in Egypt
With the waiter, about getting the reuben.
3. Russian gas to Europe 'blocked'
Despite years of disuse, Flatulent Curtain holds strong.
4. Stanford creates 100 mln dlr energy research center
Tight budget does not allow waste, even in regards to the alphabet.
5. Bureaucrat's cooking trip sparks outcry
Burundi ambassador visits Steak and Shake, skips the shake.
6. Bush says he leaves with `good, solid record'
Early educational failure leaves Bush lacking clear understanding of 'good'.
7. Not just a dream: Obama sparks black men to action
Fox News headline sparks terror in hearts of racist America.
8. Obama team urges delay in digital TV transition
Months on the campaign trail leaves them standing stunned with their rabbit ears.