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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Five alive

1. Rice satisfied with Pakistan's anti-terror stance
Legs, shoulder width, arms crossed menacingly.
2.
What will Arnold Schwarzenegger's next role be?
A weary world years for Kindergarten Cop II.
3.
NY Public Library displays rare Rowling book
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets
4. Don Cornelius enters not guilty plea
Implicated in Bumble death with brother Yukon.
5.
Exercise Eases Obesity and Anger in Kids
Too exhausted to even yell.

3 Comments:

At 2:15 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

1 and 4 - very nice

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

#3 sounding like you've been waiting a long time to use pun
Ah, the obese. An easier target for arrows, or ridicule? Hard to say.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Not sure that's actually a pun, and no, I have not specifically been waiting for the opportunity to work that in.

 

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