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1. Obama names special watchdog for federal spending
The always vigilant McGruff.
2. Hundreds of Coal Ash Dumps Lack Regulation
To say nothing of Dave Asche dumps.
3. Lisa Marie Presley defends Scientology
Adding to an already large list of crackpot celebrities speaking out.
4. Seal turns hatchery into all-you-can-eat buffet
Heidi Klum not pleased.
5. Bush defends presidency in final news conference
Reminiscent of Xvarts defending their village.
6. Waves hinder search for 250 from Indonesian ferry
With Katrina out of the picture they remain uncontrollable.
7. Fla. sheriff seeks portly 'ninja' in theft attempt
Stealth comes mainly from near total lack of movement.