Gary Seven

1. Lilly Said to Be Near $1.4 Billion U.S. Settlement on Drug
Which stunted growth of young Eddie's fangs
2. The Caucus: Shinseki’s Second Act
Recent order of "several hundred thousand" pancakes at Dennys leaves many feeling a bit dillillusioned.
3. White House: Audiotape shows bin Laden is isolated
Beyond reach of digital recording technology.
4. Agriculture Dept. nominee to push food for poor
Through drive-through wnidow at McDonalds, after he gets rejected
5. Unemployed Without Benefits: A Couple's Struggle
Unemployed With Benefits: A Couple's Dream
6. Obama-Mania Hits D.C.
Rampant looting, fines for being white that Palin rally-goers feared.
7. Blackstone Executive Is Charged
Woman actually sawed in half