Not Greight

1. Lady Gaga Labeled a "Slut" by NYC Politician for Onstage Pot Stunt

Politician's life sadly limited due to incorrect understanding of word 'slut'

2. UK court issues injunction in radical cleric case

Chaotic evil not tolerated.

3.How much can Greeks endure?

Seven labors of Hercules not instructive on this point.

4. Obama showering Ohio with attention and money

Ohioan's spirits buoyed by new black friend.

5. Local veteran recognized by Biden during campaign stop

Sarge!

6. The battle for white men

Rapidly being lost by the NFL.

7. Texas puts to death man who received three stays of execution

In Texas, the fourth time's the charm.

8. American Greetings Receives Buyout Offer

Can a  best wishes card be far behind?