Saturday Six

Charley Causes 'Significant Loss of Life'
After years of bitterness alone in the chocolate factory, Charley mobilizes his Oompa Loompa army and begins his assault on a world that forgot him.

Conrad Black Loses Bid to Move Lawsuit to Canada
Conrad's bane.

Edwards Defends Kerry From Cheney's Jabs
Veteran wiles of Cheney no match for youth, speed of Edwards

Russian Cargo Craft Docks at Space Station
Vodka all around!

India executes first prisoner for 15 years
Cruel and unusual don't even come close

Taking the Measure of John Kerry
Long. And I mean everything.