The Sixth Sheik's Six

1. The myth of oil changes
Corolla Car Car by Dan H: Chapter One.
2. Chad town 'under attack by Sudan'
Wolfs to the walls! Cliftons seek shelter immediately!
3. Scans see 'gay brain differences'
As reported by seventh-grade researchers. Other observations include "gay" cell structures, "gay" tree rings, and "totally gay" semiconductors.
4. Gore attacks Bush in Detroit
Uses board, gouges eyes. 73% of public approves.
5. Burlington Residents Hunker Down as River Swells
Despite repeated warnings to "hunker up"
6. Barack Obama Chides Absentee Fathers
But admits grudging respect for their aim, range.