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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

ThreeSome

1. J.Lo performs at elementary school graduation
Next stop, Iowa State Fair opening for Ringo Starr and his All Star Band.
2. Official: US envoy's convoy stoned in S. Lebanon
Local supply of falafel entirely consumed to satisfy munchies.
3. Canada's Mounties say to curb Taser use
Emphasize long O in 'don't tase me bro'.

2 Comments:

At 9:52 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

especially the first two

 
At 12:24 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

short & sweet

 

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