6-Million Dollar Headlines

Pope Reassures Pilgrims at France Shrine
Tells them he is fighting for the same backwards holy rules they had in the 1600s

Democracy May Be Real Winner in Venezuela
Things got so bad there that people actually voted for the ballot boxes

Greek Community in NYC Celebrates Olympics
Holds special midnight showing of season two's "Whom Gods Destroy"

Rescuers Search for Hurricane Victims
God bless those two intrepid rodents and their tiny biplane

Panel saw risk 'escalating'
Envisioned even more riches with release of Castle Risk

France Commemorates 'The Other D-Day'
Day set aside to honor freshmen everywhere