Seben

1.
A 3rd DeLay Trip Under Scrutiny
The Washington Post is reporting that Rep. Delay (R-TX) doesn't go to the bathroom without money from lobbyists.
2.
Rome Bursting At Seams With Mourners
River of tears threatens city's infrastructure.
3.
Fireproofing Eyed in Trade Center Collapse
Collision with 737 seen as incidental. "That mother was just waiting to fall."
4.
Greenspan Wants Portfolio Size Limits
At his age he just can't lift what he used to.
5.
Stocks Rise, Oil Slips, Chips Upgraded
After surviving near calamity in condiment aisle, and discovering an abundance of all types, opt for Tostitos rather than store brand.
6.
Ethiopia Plans to Expand Internet Access
www.beefitswhatsfordinner.com the most popular.
7.
Roche Drug Helps in Hard-To-Treat Arthritis
Roach clip helps with hard to hold doobies.