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1.
Creator of 'Brenda Starr' Dies at Age 98
Funniest thing she's ever done.
2.
Mexico City Mayor Stripped of Immunity
Now deathly afraid of people who sneeze and cough.
3.
49ers Coach Whittles Draft List to Four
Pile of wood chips growing.
4.
Software Helps Track Child Pornographers
Internet Explorer and Mozilla.
5.
Democrats Try to Build Case Against Bolton
Soulful crooner sucks, but is that enough to have him killed?
6.
An Old U.S. Foe Rises Again in Iraq
Sitting Bull encamped outside Falujah,